I found your Plen-T-Pak™ of Wrigley's Big Red™
in my left coat pocket.
But since I'm partial either to Wrigley's Juicy Fruit™
or, if given the chance,
Chiclets™--which I found in my right coat pocket--
I will save your Big Red™,
or better yet,
I will build a Big Red™ paper airplane
out of cell...